Thoughts on University of Kentucky Athletics, the textbook industry, and the ridiculousness of American politics.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Center of Wildcat Universe?



Monday, January 26th - All is well in the Big Blue Nation. UK is 5-0 in the SEC, and looking like the clear favorite to win the conference title and receive a high seed in the NCAA tournament.

Tuesday, January 27th - The Ice Storm of 2009 ravages the Bluegrass, causing power outages throughout the state. The western portion of the state, including the house pictured above, loses electricity. The Wildcats also go ice cold, dropping their first SEC game to lowly Ole Miss. In the post game interview, Ole Miss Coach Andy Kennedy confirms that his wife is sexually frustrated.

Saturday, Jauary 31st - Electricity remains out for most of Western Kentucky. A state of emergency is issued by the governor. UK loses to South Carolina in Rupp Arena.

Tuesday, February 3 - Most of the state has regained electricity. The house above has not, and the Wildcats drop their third straight to Mississippi State.

Tuesday. February 10th - The ice has melted away. UK's lead in the SEC has also disappeared. The house above is still without power, and the Wildcats are feared to be powerless against visiting Florida.

Tuesday, February 10th (8:30 p.m.) - Power is restored to the house just before game time. The Wildcats are victorious against Florida, energizing the Big Blue Nation.

Monday, February 2, 2009