Thoughts on University of Kentucky Athletics, the textbook industry, and the ridiculousness of American politics.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Brian Smith Game Day Thread



Brian Smith brings his Ole Miss Runnin' Rod Barnes' into Rupp Arena this evening for an epic battle against the Kentucky Wildcats. Ole Miss has yet to procure a SEC road victory, and the Wildcats are undefeated at home in conference play. Look for a Wildcat victory in typical Kentucky fashion. Vegas has Kentucky by 5. The Blue Donkey has Kentucky by 11.

My Old Kentucky Gnome Game Prediction Contest: Be the first person to correctly predict the winner and margin, win yourself an ass-kickin' Kentucky Gnome courtesy of Wildcat Textbooks. Only one entry per person. Submit your guess in the comments section.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Sunday Succotash

Another gutsy win for the Wildcats. The Gnome crew was in the house for John Pelphrey's return to Rupp Arena, and the Kentucky fans greeted the 'Unforgettable' with a standing ovation. The attendance for the game was the fifth largest in Rupp Arena history. Gillispie gave the crowd several 'thumbs up' for their participation as he exited the floor.

The victory moved the Cats' RPI up several more spots to #63. A win over Ole Miss this week will hopefully move Kentucky into the 50's. During the Tennessee / Memphis game last night, Dick Vitale even mentioned that he thought UK was playing its way into the tournament.

Great article today in the Herald Leader about my buddy, Wah Wah Jones.

http://www.kentucky.com/287/story/327270.html

Also a good article in the Loserville Ledger about the Cats' recruiting prospects.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080224/SPORTS11/802240579/1002/SPORTS

Friday, February 22, 2008

John Pelphrey Game Thread



John Pelphrey brings his fighting Hillary's to Rupp Arena on Saturday. The game is a 'must win' for the Wildcats, although the Rupp Arena crowd will probably show more affection to an opposing coach that it ever has in the history of Kentucky basketball. The game looks to be a tight one, with the edge going to the home team.

MY OLD KENTUCKY GNOME CONTEST: Predict the correct winner and margin of todays game and you win your very Kentucky Gnome. Only one entry per person. First person to correctly predict wins. Submit answers in the comment section.

In other news, Kelvin Sampson was fired today. After learning of the news, some players didn't show up to practice. It will be interesting to see who plays today.

Also, check out this Duke article:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/stewart_mandel/02/21/duke/index.html

The Next Hoosiers Movie

Even a well-timed pelvic thrust may not save Kelvin Sampson now, but the IU basketball players are doing what they can to save their beloved coach. During a meeting with Indiana Athletic Director Rick Greenspan, several players reportedly threatened to quit the team if Sampson was fired. Superstar frosh Eric Gordon also threatened to move out of the IU basketball dorm and buy a house if Greenspan lowered the interest rates again. Do you think the IU administration is wishing they still had Bob Knight?

http://www.sportsline.com/collegebasketball/story/10659277

In other news, Billy Clyde traveled through ice and snow last night to watch Scotty Hopson in Hopsonville. Rick 'Dingle' Stansbury of Mississippie State and assistant coaches from Tennessee were also on hand. Hopson had 37 points.

The Sporting News released it's list of the most under and overpaid sports figures. A certain 'coach' made the list, and it's not who you're thinking. Check it out.

http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=350924

Arkasas Game Thread will be up later today.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The rooster's first crow

Greetings, let me be honest about myself; I'm crazy about numbers. Before I even knew what they meant, the stock market page was my favorite part of the newspaper, just for the sheer number of numbers. The backs of baseball cards were another favorite hunting ground for numbers. I, for example, probably could have quoted you Andy Van Slykes' batting average and homerun totals from 1985 until sometime in 1986. I could entertain myself for hours with a calculator. Now, as an adult, this preoccupation has leant itself to some odd, some might even say obsessive, behavior. For example, I knew I could track all the results at Keeneland over a few years and arrive at a formula that would guarantee I went home a winner every week, soon quitting my job and becoming a philanthropic millionaire. This endeavor cost me not a little time and money.

I am not alone. Today, one of the most important mathematics techniques invented in all of mankind is what is known as the RPI, or Ratings Percentage Index. There are a few different variations on this method, such as the Sagarin rating, which crazies like myself like to argue over. The reason such a sophisticated tool was developed; to help so-called experts decide which college basketball teams should be invited to play in the annual tournament. There must have been a stat-head on the tournament committee who, like myself with no talent for evaluating basketball talent subjectively, called upon his stat-head friends to come up with a guaranteed method for objectively comparing teams with grossly different talent levels, styles of play, personnel, competition, injuries, and on and on. Though the goal may have seemed large and unattainable at the time, stat-heads conquered so completely that non-believers today are chastised in the MSM and at the water cooler alike. My only question is "How did I not see that Dayton was the 24th best team in the country before?"

Alas, let me approach the point. People of similar mental defect as myself also tend to be interested in chance, fate, and randomness in the universe, and are predisposed to be predicters and gamblers. So we all now collectively turn our attention to that greatest of tournaments, March Madness. The utmost sage, supposedly, of this time of year is the great and venerable Joe Lunardi, who in his weekly "Bracketology" (don't you love how scientific, even mathematic, it sounds) predicts the field of 64 teams that will be competing in the tournament. No wait, I believe I mispoke, he predicts what teams would be in the field of 64 if the tournament was held tomorrow. WTF, I don't care about if the tournament were held tomorrow, I only care about the tournament that will be held March 21 through April 7. For all I care, Mr. Lunardi can keep any predictions otherwise to himself. But, with his prophet like status, he dare not be incorrect. I on the other hand, thrive off of being wrong so here is my unabashedly RPI-influenced predictions for the rest of the year and how those results will be interpreted by the selection committee in setting the field of 64.

Let us start with the conference champions and the so-called "locks" who could only miss the big dance, rightly or wrongly, due to force majeur. They are;

Big East: Louisville, Georgetown, U Conn, Notre Dame, Marquette
ACC: North Carolina, Duke
CUSA: Memphis
SEC: Tennessee
Atl 10: Xavier
Big 12: Kansas, Texas
PAC 10: UCLA, Stanford
Big 10: Purdue, Wisconsin, Indiana, Michigan St.
Horizon: Butler
WCC: St. Mary's, Gonzaga
MVC: Drake

Then their are the conference winners of conferences which would not get any at-large bids;

AEC: UMBC
Atlantic Sun: Belmont
Big Sky: Portland State
Big South: Winthrop (whats the preoccupation with "Big" in conference titles anyway?)
Big West: Cal State Northridge
CAA: Colonial Williamsburg
Ivy: Cornell
MAAC: Harlem
MAC: Kent State
MEAC: Morgan State
MWC: The Morman State College of Utah
NC: Robert Morris
OVC: Austin Peay
Patriot League: The School of the Americas
Southern: Davidson
Southland: Lamar (the billboard people?)
SAC (he,he): Alabama St. College of the Arts
Summit: Oral Roberts
WAC: Boise St

Then there is the Sun Belt, with both W. Ky and South Alabama looking like bubble teams, lets assume both are in for simplicity. Thats a total of 43 of 64, leaving 21 bids at-large.

1: Vanderbilt (25-6, 10-6) tight losses on the road to Ark. and at home to Tennessee, and that drubbing of UK, along with a 8-2 final 10 should make them first in
2: Pitt (21-9, 10-8) need a road win at Notre Dame, Syracuse or West Va to finish 3-3, but the RPI loves these guys?
3: Washington St (24-6, 12-6) only a tough loss at Stanford prevents them from finishing 8-0, watch out for the Cougars (thats what the press will be saying at least)
4: Oklahoma (22-9, 10-6) pounding by Texas prevents the sooner-be-dead-than-Oklahomans from finishing 8-0.
5: Kansas St (20-9, 11-5) the loss at Nebraska makes a win at either Baylor or Iowa St critical, but I think they'll win both
6: Arkansas (22-8, 11-5) a road loss at UK is all that prevents this Hog team that can finally win on the road from finishing 6-0. Finish 1st in the west and see a 6 seed. Soooooooooooooey!
7: Clemson (22-7, 11-5) 4-0 finish with win at Maryland and the Orange Crush get back to the big dance
8: Rhode Island (25-6, 11-5) finishing the year five-and-oh makes you proud to be a Rhody
9: UNLV (23-6, 11-3) A road loss to New Mexico makes the Gamblers 4-1. The Mormons' chief rivals make thug-till-death Greg Anthony proud.
10: Texas A&M (22-8, 9-7) a win at Baylor is paramount, a win at Oklahoma or at home against Kansas would be nice boost
11: Miami (22-8, 9-7) 7-1 down the stretch with wins over Duke and Maryland are nice, but doesnt' help condo prices in the metro does it?
12: Villanova (19-11, 9-9) a win at home vs either U Conn or Marquette makes this team 5-2 down the stretch in the Big E(asy)
13: W Va (20-10, 10-8) riding big wins over Providence, dePaul and St. Johns, the miners' daughters finish 3-3 and limp into the tournament on the committee's east coast bias
14: Houston (24-6, 13-3); the oilers go undefeated absentia Memphis in CUSA
15: Wake Forest (20-9, 10-6) 7-1 down the stretch with 3 road victories and home wins over Duke and Maryland
16: Mississippi (22-9, 7-9) 4-2 coming down the stretch to leapfrog Miss St. into contention
17: Kentucky (18-11, 12-4) 6-1 down the stretch, with a close loss to Tenn on the road and the committee saves UK any more embarrassment by letting them in the tournament with an 8 seed
18: Florida (22-9, 9-7) 4-2 with close losses to Tenn at home and at UK is enough to get the young crocs the SECs surprising 6th bid. Is there an SEC bias after it's recent success? Regardless, we know we'll here about one on SS by ACC's pet-shop boy Bilas. Will anyone be listening?
19: USC (19-11, 10-8) Will win at either Arizona or Arizona St, win over Stanford in the finale lifts them higher
20: Arizona (18-12, 9-9) need wins at Washington and Oregon St, and either at Oregon or home over USC
21: Arizona St (18-12, 9-9) need wins at Washington and Oregon St, and either at Oregon or home over USC (sound familiar?)

In case one of these falters

20: UAB (22-10, 11-5) UAB, Memphis and Houston combine for three losses to CUSA teams outside the triangle, and all are by UAB, can't stand the loss at UTEP!
21: Baylor (19-10, 8-8) must win one of the following home against K-State, home agains A&M or away against Tech.

Given what I've had to say about numbers, of course I have to mention my astonishment at this phenomena of Jon G guessing the spread correctly in two straight, the chances of that happening were exactly 31,425-1. Wow!

Rooster

Georgia Recap


Kentucky dispatched the Georgia Bulldawgs in underwhelming fashion last night. After a sizzling start, the Cats let Georgia stay in the game until the final buzzer. The outcome of the game was no surprise to Jon G., who won the Gnome Contest for the second time. Mr. Guess is the only player to correctly guess a game score so far, making him a legend in his own mind. In recognition of his monumental achiement, Mr. Guess wins a Kentucky collector basketball autographed by Woo, She-Ray, and Bobby Perry.

The Goat, lil' Monkey, Blue Donkey, and the Bert were in house for the game. The lower level crowd was lame as usual, with many of the attendants leaving before the outcome of the was determined. The experience made me realize how badly UK needs a new arena. The Eruption Zone has definitely helped the atmosphere, but the student section needs to encircle the court - give the rest of the lower level student seats to the displaced patrons.

In other news, another Kentucky basketball player is off the team. It's a rather bazarre story - click on the link below to read it.

http://www.kentucky.com/276/story/323138.html

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

UGA Game Thread



The Cats take on the Dawgs tonight, as Dennis Felton brings his zany personality to Rupp Arena. Expect a close game, because that's how the Wildcats roll.

Official Blue Donkey Prediction: Wildcats by 8.

Make your predictions in the comment section. First person to guess correctly wins a Kentucky Gnome.

Monday, February 18, 2008

National League Preview


Spring has sprung, so the time has come for the official Wildcat Blog Major League Baseball Preview. I know for a fact of our 6 or 7 regular viewers, at least one is a baseball fan!

We'll start with the National League, where the New York Mets appear to be the team to beat after unloading a ton of prospects in exchange for Johan Santanna, a very good southpaw from Minnesota.

Note: According to a fine boxer named Balboa, the term "southpaw" comes from a left-handed boxer facing south Philly when he fought- so, paw is his hand, south Philly - south paw, "southpaw".

Anyway, like I said the Mets are really good and got better in the off-season, so despite their late season collapse last year they should win the East, even though Philly (there's that town again) is good as well.

The Reds got Dusy Baker to manage this off-season, so that means all their oldest offensive players will dominate playing time while their young pitchers will have their arms dangling off their shoulder by the end of the year due to overuse. The Houston Astros made a huge trade for Miguel Tejada, who may or may not be facing perjury charges from the Mitchell Report on performance enhancing drugs. The Cardinals have done nothing and there are rumors of Pujols' elbow possibly needing surgery. The Brewers are coming off a good year, but I don't think guys like Braun will repeat their offensive numbers. And, Ben Sheets is hurt almost as much as my Grandma.

What does this all mean? The Cubs should win the Central. And since it's been 100 years since they won a World Series, I'm predicting that they will at least make it there in 2008. They are deep in pitching and signed their biggest need in the off-season by acquiring left-handed (another 'southpaw'!) hitting right-fielder Kosuke Fukudome. Now, his last name is pronounced FOO KOO DOH MAY, though I prefer the phonetic pronunciation myself. (If you don't see the humor in that, you are far too mature to read anything I ever write on this blog, so go away.) In Japan, he got on base a lot and hit for power, something the Cubs haven't had since Fred "the Crime Dog" McGriff had his tour of duty before retiring to hawk Tom Emanski baseball drills videos.

As for the West, who cares. They don't play until 10:30 at night, so no one will know anything about them until October. Arizona will be good and the Rockies might repeat last year's performance. Whatever.

Up next, the American League.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Baton Rouge Game Thread



Kentucky travels to Baton Rouge today to take on the LSU 'Lucky' Pierre's. The game is a must win for the Wildcats, as any remaining loss (besides Tennessee) will likely put an end to the Wildcats' post season aspirations. Two weeks ago, the match-up seemed like a probable 'W' for the Cats. Since the LSU administration fired John Brady, however, the Tigers have been playing their best basketball of the season.

Last Saturday, LSU held Tennessee's high powered offense to 47 points. The Tigers followed the performance by beating the Florida Gators by 12 in Gainesville.

So what will it be today? Predict the outcome correctly and win your very own Kentucky Gnome. The Blue Donkey predicts a five point LSU victory, ending any NCAA tournament dreams for the Wildcats.

Friday, February 15, 2008

2008 Recruiting Update


Billy Gillispie works underneath a shroud of mystery, which makes following the recruiting of the new Wildcat regime a difficult task. Where Tubby Smith's recruiting style assimulated a snail race, Gillispie's recruiting is more like a game of Where's Waldo. There seems to be no question that Billy Clyde possesses the aptitude of a successful recruiter, but his methods are new to the Wildcat faithful.

With two newcomers signed and two seniors leaving, Kentucky theoretcially has one scholarship to give. However, there will more than likely will be a couple of defections at seasons end. The remaining need for the Wildcats seems to be on the interior. However, there are very few big men left on the table for 2008.

As we enter the home stretch in recruiting for the class of 2008, let's examine some the names remaining on the Cats' radar.

Roderick Flemings - 6'7", 210, SF - Roderick (pictured)attends Weatherford Junior College. He was a high school All-American from the class of 2005, who orginally committed to Oklahoma State. Roderick is averaging around 20 points and 10 rebounds a game. Some analysts consider Flemings to be the best junior college player in the country. Roderick ranked 26th in the Rivals Top 150, Class of 2005.

Tyrone Appleton - 6'3", 190, PG - Tyrone attends Midland Community College in Texas and is known as being a excellent on-ball defender. He is currently being recruited by Kansas, Kentucky, and Texas.

Verdell Jones - 6'4", 160, PG - Verdell is from Champaign, IL. He considered a three star prospect by Rivals. Verdell has been on the Wildcats' radar for several months, and attended Big Blue Madness in October. Jones is also being recruited by Minnesota and Tennessee.

Brad Tinsley - 6'3" 180, SG - Tinsley, a Rivals' four star recruit, is a recent addition to the Wildcats' list. He is ranked 93rd in the Rivals Top 150. Tinsley is also being recruited by North Carolina, Tennessee, and Marquette.

And of course there is also the Scotty Hopson saga. Hopson, one of the most highly touted Kentucky players in recent history, originally commited to Mississippi State while Tubby was still at U.K. Since the arrival of Gillispie at Kentucky, Hopson has backed out of his verbal commitment to the Bulldogs. Although, reports are conflicting as to whether Kentucky is actively recruiting Hopson. Hopson is known as being incredibly talented and for his poor work ethic. Besides the Wildcats, Hopson is also reportedly interested in Tennessee and Louisville.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Wednesday Whispers

If you didn't get enough of Kevin Stallings last night, you can see him in King of the Hill on Sunday. As crazy as it seems, no one correctly predicted Vandy by 41 in the Dan Langhi Prediction Contest. However, Coach Billy Clyde did oblige Jon Guess' request to put A.J. in the game.

Add Jimmy 'Butch' Dykes to my list of media members that are too stupid for television.

"Kentucky has enough talent. Joe Crawford, Ramel Bradley, and Patrick Patterson were all McDonalds's All Americans."

Nothing wrong with this statement, except that it's not true.

During an Illinois/Minnesota game update, Dykes stated , "Kentucky fans aren't going to want to hear this, but Minnesota is doing really good right now."

Oddly, at that moment Minnesota was losing at home to Illinois, and eventually lost by 24. The game was Minnesota's worst home loss of the season. Illinois improved there record to 11-14.

"Kevin Stallings is one of the top five 'offensive minds' in basketball."

Really?

"I got my hair cut yesterday. It cost me $41.00. Rascal Flatts gets their hair cut there."

Wow!

"I love coming to Nashville; it's all about the music. If Randy Travis was here, I would sit in his lap."

That I can believe.


If you didn't know, Jimmy Dykes was an assistant coach at Kentucky under Eddie Sutton. The University of Kentucky fired Dykes after Billy Ray Cyrus filed a restraining order against him.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Ouch!

That one is going to leave a mark.

Dan Langhi's Vandy Prediction Thread


The Wildcats head to Music City this evening to take on the Marshall County Commodores. With the spirit of of Dan Langhi, Barry Goheen, Aaron Beth, and Dan Hall behind the Commodores, it may be a tough task for the Wildcats.

Billy Clyde will be coaching his first game in Vandy's funky gymnasium. Gillispie down-played the significance of the court design, claiming the he and Ramel Bradley have been able to communicate on a telepathic level since Ramel suffered his concussion.

Tonight's game predictions should be varied, as the Cats will not be favored. Vegas has the Dores by 2.5. What do you have?

The winner will receive their very own My Old Kentucky Gnome statue. Only one guess per person. Point spreads cannot be duplicated. To win, the exact spread must be guessed. No submissions allowed after tip-off.

Bobby Knight

Even though as a child I was taught to dislike Indiana Basketball, I've always sort of liked Bobby Knight. My lack of disdain is probably based on my age, as Bob Knight's Indiana teams never seemed to be that good while I was growing up. Actually, Mike Davis' tenure with the Hoosiers was much more entertaining from a U.K. perspective.

Last night Bob Knight was on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Mix in Larry the Cable Guy and Mr. Knight dressed in a referee uniform, and you have some truly excellent entertainment.

Check it out.


Monday, February 11, 2008

Alabama Game Thread Winner

The first ever My Old KY Gnome game predicition contest was held on Saturday against Alabama. Thank you to everyone that participated. We will be having the contest for each of the remaining games this season.

Saturday's winner was Jon Guess of Paris, TN, who correctly picked the score of Kentucky by 10. Jon is an automechanic at Hank's Auto Care, and attends the Paris Mormon Tabernacle. He has one wife and two kids. The Guess' also have a Boston terrier named Mr. Ferdinand, who they enter in dog shows around the country.

Jon graduated from Marshall County High School. He says he's been a Cat fan since he can remember. His favorite Wildcat players of all-time are Richie Farmer and Rob Locke. Mr. Guess thinks the Cats will make the NCAA tournament this year, behind the leadership of Ramon Harris. Jon also said, "Coach, when you gonna put A.J. in?"

Look for the Vandy game thread tomorrow.

Here We Go!

In the words of the awesome 80's rock band Europe - 'it's the final countdown'. With eight games to go in the regular season, the recent upswing in the Wildcats' play has people wondering what the post season holds for Kentucky. As a fan, I have been unwilling to let myself believe the Cats have a chance to make the NCAA tournament. Yes, Kentucky's name is beginning to be mentioned as a possibly bubble team. And yes, others like ESPN's Jay Bilas seem to be campaigning to keep the Cats out of the tournament. But before you run off and start making anti-Jay Bilas t-shirts, remember that media folk are paid to talk. They are not paid to be correct.

Furthermore, I don't think it does our basketball team any favors to try to predict the future at this point. In the words of my spiritual leader Ramel Bradley "Now is not about making our record look pretty. We just have to keep winning basketball games."

Regardless of what the post season holds for this team, I am proud of what this basketball team has done so far. They have battled through injury and embarassing losses. The have persevered through a difficult coaching change and the transfer of players with lunatic mothers. They have bought in to Coach Clyde's system, and they have come together as a team.

However, there are eight games to go. Tomorrow we play the first. A win at Vanderbilt would be huge for this team, as it would provide the Cats with their first road win over a quality opponent. It will not be easy, but it is possible.

The My Old KY Gnome Game Day Prediction thread will be up in the morning. Have your guesses ready. More on the Alabama game contest winner later in the day.

"I may be bald, and we may not have an athletic department. But we have a funky gym and an Australian player, and that has to count for something."
Kevin Stallings

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Another Must See


I'll break from tradition and cover a movie that's only been on DVD for a short while. 3:10 to Yuma is a great one. What makes it work are the two lead characters, Russell Crowe and Christian Bale. These characters make an unlikely connection that is the focal point of the movie.

Bale plays a rancher who struggles with a drought, railroaders running him off his land, a son that wants to run wild, and a wife that's losing her love for him. Opportunity to set all these straight strikes when he accepts a cash offer to aid in the escort of a dangerous criminal to the 3:10 prison train to Yuma.

That criminal is Ben Wade, played by Crowe. Now, you know just from the guy's last name being Wade that he's a badass and a hit with the ladies. But, what becomes surprisingly apparent as the movie goes on is that this man respects the down-on-his-luck rancher who is intent on seeing him off to prison. Enjoy the subtle dialogue between the two as the movie goes on.

As good as those two are, Ben Foster darn near steals the movie as Charlie Prince, Wade's substitute gang leader. This guy dazzles with the sidearms and is one of the meanest hombres north, south, east, and west of the Pecos.

Favorite scene? I'll just say it's right after this verse is sang- "They-re gonna hang me in the morning A'fore this night is done They're gonna hang me in the mornin' And I'll never see the sun".

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Is That You, Yogi?

Jorge Posada channeled another great Yankee Catcher yesterday when he said - in regards to the Roger Clemens steroid story - "I just hope whoever is telling the truth is telling the truth. We'll see." Jorge's quote on-line

We will see Jorge, because the story got nuttier as reports are coming in that Clemens' wife got some HGH to prepare for a photo shoot in Sports Illustrated. I've researched the photos, purely in the name of journalistic research, and I must say that if she did take HGH then they outta put the stuff in the public water supply because she's hotter than billy goat with four testicles.

This whole saga makes for good t.v., but I'm to the point where people are gonna have to realize that almost every accomplished athlete has made sacrifices and tried things that most of us wouldn't. In other words, if you think that all baseball players are completely PED - free now that testing is stricter you are wrong. If you believe the NFL is PED - free you are crazy. Just watch the combine workouts on the NFL channel this summer. These are guys coming right out of college and they are freaks. Absolute freaks. It takes more hard work than most of us can comprehend and more mental toughness than most of us can muster. And I think it sometimes means taking drugs, but that last part admittedly is speculation on my part.

But, as more and more of these stories come out, can we really believe that only a very small portion of high level athletes use PEDs?




Friday, February 8, 2008

Come Again?

Over the course of the past 48 hours, I have listened to Rush Limpbaugh's radio show and watched Ann Coulter on the Today Show. There is mention among the conservative ranks that voting for Hillary in the presidential election, with the insinuation that she would ruin the country so quickly, would be more beneficial for the Republican Party in the long run.

First, let me say that I would be happy with any of the three remaining candidates. Beyond that, I have to question whether Limpbaugh or Coulter have been lucid during the past eight years?

Success as a country can be defined in many ways. However, it is beyond me cognitive abilities to define how the past eight years have been in any way a success for the United States. The mistakes are obvious and plentiful, but will be saved for a later post. I do think, however, that the legitimacy of the conservative movement needs to be examined if these two people are truly spokes-people for the cause.

Alabama Game Thread

Seriously, how could you possibly like anybody that looks like Mark Gottfried? His middle name is Fredrick - that seems appropriate. If I was a high school basketball player and this guy started calling me and sending me letters, I would notify the F.B.I. Oddly enough, Mr. Gottfried seems to be an incredible recruiter. For instance, he beat out North Carolina for the services of Richard Hendrix. Unfortunately, Fredrick seems to be as bad of a coach as he is a good recruiter. Despite having good players, Alabama never seems to have a good team. He's sort of like the sober version of John Brady at L.S.U. (who just got fired).

The Cat's should take this game. I just saw Ramel Bradley walking back from class a couple of hours ago. He was all smiles, and seemed to be back to his old self.
My Old Kentucky Gnome Contest - We are introducing a new contest with the Alabama - Kentucky game this weekend. If you predict the correct spread in the game, you win your very own My Old Kentucky Gnome, courtesy of Wildcat Textbooks. An example would be, Kentucky by 3. Only one entry per person. The Gnome goes to the first person to predict the spread correctly - You cannot duplicate someone else's guess. Submit your guesses in the comment section.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

All Aboard - Meet the New Cats

Kentucky's 2008 football signing class appears to be complete. All 18 players that were expected to commit, as of yesterday, have made it official. In addition, the Cats added Aaron Boyd and Collins Ukwo. Ukwo, a defensive end from Tennessee, was not offered a scholarship from U.K. until yesterday. He was previously commited to Middle Tennessee.

Meet the new football Cats (courtesy of U.K. Athletics):

  1. Eric Adeyemi, Wide Receiver, 6-0, 165, Fr-HS, Miami, Fla. (Southridge) – Swift wide receiver prospect … Has been timed below 4.4 seconds in the 40-yard dash … As a senior, caught 31 passes for 455 yards and four touchdowns for Southridge HS in Miami, Fla. … Rushed 24 times for 246 yards, a 10.3-yard average, and five TDs … Also returned kickoffs and punts, including a 99-yard kickoff return for a touchdown … Two-way player as a senior and had two interceptions on defense … Named to the All-Dade County team, a talent-rich area … According to a story in the Miami Herald, Eric was the only player this season who caught a pass against heralded Miami defensive back prospect Brandon Harris … Credited with 16 receptions for 353 yards, an impressive 22.1-yard average, and four TDs as a junior … Rushed for 206 yards on 28 carries, a 7.4 average, and three TDs … Coached by Rodney Hunter … Also a track standout … Second in the state in the 300-meter hurdles as a junior … Fourth in the state in the 110-meter hurdles as a junior … Name is pronounced “ad-uh-YEM-ee.”
  2. Aaron Boyd, Wide Receiver, 6-3, 210, Fr-HS, Lexington, Ky. (Henry Clay) – Highly regarded wide receiver … The No. 1 prospect in Kentucky by Rivals.com and Scout.com … One of the nation’s top-40 wide receivers by both services, and rated the No. 18 player in the Midwest by Scout.com … Caught 55 passes as a senior, good for 1,157 yards and 15 touchdowns … First-team all-state by The Associated Press … Named to the Lexington Herald-Leader “Class of the Commonwealth” and “Kentucky Tremendous 26” listing of the top seniors in the state … Named to the all-city team as a junior, snagging 39 balls for 730 yards and five touchdowns … Also saw action as a defensive back … Helped lead Henry Clay HS to a 35-6 record over the last three seasons, including trips to the state semifinals as a sophomore and junior … Coached by Sam Simpson … Also a member of the basketball squad and played for the Henry Clay team that advanced to the Kentucky Sweet 16 state tournament as a freshman … Brother of former Wildcat quarterback Shane Boyd (UK 2000-03), who is now with the NFL’s Houston Texans.
  3. Chandler Burden, Offensive Lineman, 6-5, 280, Fr-HS, Oxford, Ohio (LaSalle) – Athletic lineman who played both offense and defense at LaSalle HS in Cincinnati, Ohio … Projects as an offensive lineman in the collegiate ranks … Played nose tackle and end while on defense … Two-year member of the highly competitive Greater Catholic League in the Cincinnati area … Honorable-mention All-Southwest Ohio as a senior … Has been timed below 5.0 in the 40-yard dash, an excellent clocking for a lineman … Named to an “All-Combine Team” in Cincinnati, an event which featured players from multiple states … Coached by Tom Grippa … Throws the shot and the discus for the track and field team … Advanced to the state meet and finished in the top 10 in both events as a junior … Has several relatives who live in the Lexington area and already were Kentucky fans.
  4. Randall Cobb, Quarterback/Athlete, 5-11, 180, Fr-HS, Alcoa, Tenn. (Alcoa) – Named “Mr. Football” for Class AA in Tennessee … Dual-threat quarterback from perennial power Alcoa HS … Alcoa has won four-consecutive state championships, the last two with Cobb at the offensive controls as the starting QB … Team posted a 27-3 mark during his two campaigns as a starter … As a senior, completed 89 of 139 passes (64.0 percent) for 1,765 yards, 22 touchdowns, and only two interceptions … Rushed for 793 yards, a 9.0-yard average per carry, and 13 touchdowns … During his junior season, threw for 1,893 yards, 25 TDs, and just four interceptions … All-state as a junior and senior … Coached by Gary Rankin … At Kentucky, will be reunited with current Wildcat wide receiver Kyrus Lanxter … One of the top-11 prospects in Tennessee by the Orlando (Fla.) Sentinel … One of the top-20 prospects in Tennessee, according to Rivals.com … Projected as a defensive back by Scout.com, he is listed as one of the nation’s top-100 DBs by that service … Also a member of the track team.
  5. E. J. Fields, Wide Receiver/Defensive Back, 6-2, 190, Fr-HS, Frankfort, Ky. (Frankfort) – Highly regarded athlete … Played quarterback and cornerback at Frankfort (Ky.) HS and has been projected as a wide receiver or DB on the collegiate level … Led team to an 11-3 record and a spot in the state semifinals his senior season … Had eight interceptions as a senior, adding eight pass breakups, 59 tackles, and five tackles for loss … At quarterback, he ran for 1,023 yards and 19 touchdowns … Also passed for 373 yards and five scores … First-team all-state by the Louisville Courier-Journal … Named to the Lexington Herald-Leader “Class of the Commonwealth” and the “Kentucky Tremendous 26” listings of the top seniors in the state … Ran for 1,147 yards and 14 touchdowns as a junior, earning all-county and all-district honors … Career totals feature 2,677 rushing yards and 39 TDs … On defense, he totaled nine interceptions and 190 tackles … Coached by Craig Foley … Has been timed at 4.5 seconds in the 40-yard dash … The No. 4 prospect in Kentucky by Rivals.com, which also lists him as the nation’s No. 63 all-purpose athlete … The nation’s No. 45 safety according to Scout.com … Also has participated in basketball and track … Won the state championship in the 400-meter dash as a junior and also competes in the 100 and 200 meters … Best times include 10.7 seconds in the 100, 22.2 in the 200, and 48.7 in the 400 … Considering running track while at Kentucky.
  6. Winston Guy, Defensive Back, 6-1, 190, Fr-HS, Lexington, Ky. (Catholic) – First-team all-state defensive back as chosen by The Associated Press and Louisville Courier-Journal … Named to the Lexington Herald-Leader “Class of the Commonwealth” listing of the top-22 seniors in the state … Helped lead Lexington Catholic HS to a 13-2 record and Class AAAA state championship as a senior … Earned a reputation as a great cover corner and his athletic ability enabled him to be a devastating blitzer … Senior defensive statistics featured 75 tackles, 18.5 tackles for loss, 7.5 quarterback sacks, 10 QB hurries, two caused fumbles, and two blocked kicks … Offensive stats included 24 carries for 267 yards and six touchdowns, along with 16 pass receptions for 215 yards and two TDs … Also had two kick returns for touchdowns … Set a school career record with 19.5 sacks … Team also won the state title in Class AAA his sophomore season … Has turned in a 4.35 clocking in the 40-yard dash … Coached by Bill Letton … Projected as a safety by Scout.com and listed as the No. 12 safety in the nation … The No. 3 prospect in Kentucky and one of the top-30 safeties in the country as selected by Rivals.com.
  7. Osaze Idumwonyi, Offensive Lineman/Defensive Lineman, 6-1, 275, Fr-HS, Cedar Hill, Tex. – Athletic lineman who excelled on both sides of the ball at Cedar Hill (Tex.) HS … Could end up on offense or defense at Kentucky … Started in the offensive line his junior year when his team went 16-0 and won the Class AAAAA state championship … Chosen for the all-district team as a senior … Noted for his quickness and explosion at the snap … Has run the 40-yard dash under 5.0 seconds, according to Cedar Hill Coach Joey McGuire, an outstanding time for a lineman … Originally played tight end but became a lineman as he matured … Top lifts include 650 pounds in the squat and 330 in the bench press … Listed as the No. 12 center in the nation by Rivals.com and the No. 62 player in the talent-rich state of Texas … Scout.com tabs him among the nation’s top-125 offensive guards … Name is pronounced “o-SAH-zay id-oo-WAH-ee.”
  8. William Johnson, Linebacker, 6-3, 195, Fr-HS, Nashville, Tenn. (Pearl-Cohn) – Versatile athlete who performed at multiple positions at Pearl-Cohn HS in Nashville, Tenn. … At various times he played free safety and linebacker on defense and played wide receiver and tailback on offense … Also excelled at returning punts and kickoffs … Has a frame that will enable him to continue to gain size and strength while in college … His speed enabled him to be an effective blitzer, as he had 12 quarterback sacks as a senior, along with 80 tackles and a pair of interceptions … On offense he had 37 catches for 689 yards and 12 touchdowns … Rushed 21 times for 350 yards and four TDs … Averaged a phenomenal 35 yards per punt return … Helped Pearl-Cohn advance to the Class AAA state semifinals as a junior and senior … All-city, all-region, and second-team all-state as a senior … Has been timed at 4.5 seconds in the 40-yard dash … Coached by Tony Brunetti … Teammate of fellow UK signee DeAunte Mason … His athletic versatility also shows in other sports … Plays basketball and baseball in addition to football … Plays catcher and center field in baseball, another unique combination.
  9. DeAunte Mason, Quarterback/Athlete, 6-3, 215, Fr-HS, Nashville, Tenn. (Pearl-Cohn) – Named “Mr. Football” for Class AAA in Tennessee … Dual-threat quarterback with good size … Began starting at quarterback midway through his freshman season at Pearl-Cohn HS in Nashville, Tenn. … Helped Pearl-Cohn advance to the Class AAA state semifinals as a junior and senior … Threw for 2,375 yards as a senior, also rushing for 1,052 yards, and accounted for 35 total touchdowns … Also the team’s punter and placekicker … Passed for almost 2,000 yards an 19 touchdowns as a junior, to go along with 906 rushing yards and 15 TDs … All-state as a junior and senior … Regional Most Valuable Player and also Nashville Metro MVP as a senior … Coached by Tony Brunetti … One of the top-11 prospects in Tennessee by the Orlando (Fla.) Sentinel … One of the top-20 prospects in the state by Rivals.com … Among the nation’s top 100 QBs by Scout.com … Teammate of fellow UK signee William Johnson … Plays basketball and runs track … Member of the 4x200-meter relay team that won the state championship his junior year … President of his school’s chapter of the Fellowship of Christian Athletes … Currently a finalist for the Admiral Lawrence Scholarship Award given by the Nashville chapter of the National Football Foundation … Name is pronounced “dee-AUN-tay.”
  10. Gene McCaskill, Wide Receiver, 6-0, 175, Fr-HS, Chester, S. C. (Chester) – Named first-team all-state as an all-purpose athlete by the Columbia State newspaper and the High School Sports Report … Talented playmaker performed at quarterback and wide receiver in high school … Expected to get a first look at wide receiver in college … Helped lead Chester HS to the Class AAA state championship game as a senior … Accounted for more than 2,500 passing, rushing, and receiving yards, to go along with 30 touchdowns in those categories … Played in the South Carolina North-South All-Star Game … Has been clocked under 4.6 seconds in the 40-yard dash … One of the top-11 prospects in South Carolina by the Orlando (Fla.) Sentinel … Coached by Vic Floyd … An all-region track and basketball player.
  11. Cartier Rice, Defensive Back, 5-10, 180, Fr-HS, Duncan, S. C. (Byrnes) – First-team all-state selection as a senior by The Associated Press, the Columbia State newspaper and the High School Sports Report … Outstanding cover cornerback with noteworthy quickness … Helped lead Byrnes HS of Duncan, S. C., to three state championships of the largest classification during his four years on the varsity … Had three interceptions as a senior, and capped the campaign by playing in the South Carolina vs. North Carolina Shrine Bowl … Had an interception for the winning South Carolina team in the Shrine Bowl … “Rice took on the challenge all week of covering a very talented group of receivers and came up aces,” wrote recruiting analyst Barton Simmons, who covered the Shrine Bowl game and practices for Rivals.com … Also had three interceptions as a junior, to go along with eight pass breakups … Coached by Chris Miller … Name is pronounced “car-TEE-ay.”
  12. Matt Roark, Quarterback/Athlete, 6-6, 190, Fr-HS, Acworth, Ga. (North Cobb) – Combines excellent height and good speed … Originally a free safety, he moved to quarterback early in his junior year when the team’s starting QB was hurt; blossomed at the new position as he developed into a top-notch quarterback … Honorable-mention all-state as a senior by the Georgia Sportswriters Association and the Atlanta Journal-Constitution …Two-time Cobb County Player of the Year … In 18 career starts he totaled 54 rushing and passing touchdowns … As a senior, he completed 98 of 136 passes (72.1 percent) for 1,552 yards and 15 touchdowns … Rushed for 1,010 yards and 12 TDs, averaging 7.3 yards per carry … Rushed for over 1,000 yards as a junior, scoring 18 touchdowns … Also had five interceptions … Led North Cobb HS to state playoff berths as a junior and senior … Coached by Shane Queen … Also plays basketball … Has Kentucky connections, as he was born in Lexington and still has relatives living in Hazard … Name is pronounced “RORK” … His father, Ray Gover, was a UK football letterman from 1985-88 as a defensive back and wide receiver.
  13. Donte Rumph, Defensive Lineman, 6-3, 260, Fr-HS, St. Matthews, S. C. (Calhoun County) – Talented lineman with the size and strength to play tackle and also the quickness needed to play at end … As a senior, earned first-team all-state honors, covering all classifications, by The Associated Press and the Columbia State newspaper … Also first-team all-state for Class AA by the High School Sports Report … Totaled 107 tackles during senior season, to go along with 14 quarterback sacks, for Calhoun County HS in St. Matthews, S. C. … Chosen for the South Carolina vs. North Carolina Shrine Bowl and played for the winning squad … Made 65 tackles and five sacks during his junior season … Coached by Walter Wilson … Member of the Calhoun County basketball team which has won three consecutive state championships and has an active winning streak of more than 70 games … An uncle, Chris Rumph, is an assistant coach at Clemson … Cousin of Clemson defensive lineman Philip Merling.
  14. Matt Smith, Defensive Lineman/Offensive Lineman, 6-4, 270, Fr-HS, Louisville, Ky. (St. Xavier) – First-team all-state as a senior by the Louisville Courier-Journal … Named to the “Class of the Commonwealth” listing of the top 22 seniors in Kentucky by the Lexington Herald-Leader … Also tabbed for the “Kentucky Tremendous 26” … Played primarily in the defensive line for perennial power St. Xavier HS in Louisville … Helped St. Xavier reach the state finals in his senior and sophomore seasons, going 14-1 in each campaign … Known for his upper-body strength and playing savvy … Although he played mostly on defense in high school, he is usually projected as an offensive lineman in college … Scout.com lists him as the No. 63 offensive guard in the country … Coached by Mike Glaser … Also a competitive swimmer … Grew up as a Kentucky fan.
  15. Sean Stackhouse, Tight End, 6-4, 250, Fr-HS, Jacksonville, Fla. (Mandarin) – Big, athletic tight end … Four-year starter for Mandarin HS in Jacksonville, Fla. … As a senior, caught 32 passes for 426 yards and four touchdowns … Snagged 33 passes his junior season, good for 333 yards … Two-year member of the all-conference team … Team captain as a junior and senior … Listed as the nation’s No. 31 tight end by Scout.com … Selected to play in the Florida North-South All-Star Game but was unable to participate because of an injury … Nominated for the U. S. Army All-America Game … Coached by Luther Price and the late J. D. Hall … Also participated in track and field and played basketball in high school.
  16. Danny Trevathan, Linebacker, 6-1, 210, Fr-HS, Leesburg, Fla. (Leesburg) – Athletic linebacker whose speed and playing intensity have drawn comparisons to UK All-SEC linebacker Wesley Woodyard … Three-year starter for Leesburg (Fla.) HS … Third-team all-state, covering all classifications, by the Florida Sportswriters Association … Named first-team All-Central Florida by the Orlando Sentinel … Also the Area Defensive Player of the Year for Lake and Sumter counties by the Sentinel … Also the Area Defensive Player of the Year by the Leesburg Daily Commercial … Senior statistics included 117 tackles, seven tackles for loss, 5.5 quarterback sacks, two fumble recoveries (one returned for a touchdown), and three caused fumbles … Played quarterback and running back on offense … … Rushed 56 times for 427 yards, a 7.6-yard average, and three touchdowns … Notched 98 tackles, including 17 for loss, along with five caused fumbles, three fumble recoveries, and six sacks as a junior … Has been timed as fast as 4.45 seconds in the 40-yard dash … Coached by Charles Nassar … Also a member of the school’s weightlifting team.
  17. Dave Ulinski, Offensive Lineman, 6-4, 280, Fr-HS, Louisville, Ky. (duPont Manual) – Co-winner of the Paul Hornung Award as the best player in Kentucky … Played center his senior season at duPont Manual HS in Louisville … Helped the Crimsons average 33.9 points and 172 rushing yards per game … Team went 10-2, advancing to the second round of the state playoffs … Named first-team all-state by The Associated Press and Louisville Courier-Journal … Chosen for the Lexington Herald-Leader “Class of the Commonwealth” and the “Kentucky Tremendous 26” listings of the top seniors in the state … Prior to his senior year, he played in the defensive line at Manual … Has the ability and athleticism to play either side of the ball in college … The No. 7 prospect in Kentucky by Rivals.com and the nation’s No. 67 offensive tackle … Scout.com lists him as the No. 46 offensive tackle in the country … Coached by Joe Nichols … Dave’s grandfather, Harry, was a center/linebacker at Kentucky from 1946-49 … Harry was an All-SEC player, honorable-mention All-American, captain of the 1949 Orange Bowl team, played six years in the National Football League, and is one of UK’s retired-jersey honorees … Name is pronounced “u-LIN-skee.”
  18. Collins Ukwu, Defensive End, 6-4, 210, Fr-HS, La Vergne, Tenn. (La Vergne) – Defensive end noted for his speed and quickness … Outstanding mobility indicated by the fact that he set a school career record with 43 tackles for loss at La Vergne (Tenn.) HS … Played only seven games his senior season because of injury, but totaled 86 tackles, 22 tackles for loss, seven quarterback sacks, three fumbles caused, and one fumble recovery … All-region as a junior and senior … Named to the all-area team as a senior by the Murfreesboro Daily News Journal … Honorable-mention all-state … Three-year starter who helped lead La Vergne to state playoff appearances his sophomore and junior seasons … Has run the 40-yard dash in 4.7 seconds … Coached by Will Hester … Member of school’s basketball team that has won four consecutive district championships and two regional titles … Competes in the shot put and discus throw for the track and field team … Name is pronounced “OOK-woo.”
  19. Trevino Woods, Offensive Lineman, 6-5, 280, Fr-HS, Athens, Ga. (Clarke Central) – Sizeable offensive line prospect … Played two seasons in the offensive line at Clarke Central HS in Athens, Ga. … Graded at 82 percent for his senior season, including 45 pancake blocks … Team went 7-3-1 as a senior, advancing to the first round of the Class AAAA playoffs … Known for good quickness in addition to his noteworthy size … Has tremendous upside as he did not begin playing football until his junior year of high school … The nation’s No. 48 offensive guard by Scout.com … Coached by Leroy Ryals … The first commitment of Kentucky’s 2008 signing class … Also on the track and field team, competing in the shot put and discus throw.
  20. Taylor Wyndham, Linebacker/Defensive Lineman, 6-4, 205, Fr-HS, Swansea, S. C. (Swansea) – Tall linebacker who has tremendous speed and range, and also plays with great leverage … First-team all-state for Class AAA by the High School Sports Report and SCVarsity.com … Second-team all-state selection, covering all classifications, by the Columbia State newspaper … Played outside linebacker as a senior, making 86 tackles along with five quarterback sacks, 21 quarterback hurries, one interception, three fumbles caused, and three fumbles recoveries for Swansea HS … Also scored three touchdowns on offense … Was an inside linebacker as a junior, making 130 tackles with three caused fumbles, three fumble recoveries, three quarterback sacks, and one interception … Named all-region as a junior and senior … Totaled more than 300 tackles at Swansea … Also played defensive end early in his high school career … Could possibly return to defensive end in the collegiate ranks as he continues to mature physically … Played in the South Carolina North-South All-Star Game after his senior season … Ranked as the nation’s No. 47 strongside linebacker by Scout.com … Coached by Van Lewis … Also played soccer and basketball.

Boyd is a Cat!


National Signing Day has kicked into full gear. The Cats' biggest question mark going into the day was Henry Clay's Aaron Boyd. Boyd, the brother of former Wildcat Shane Boyd, had narrowed his list to Oregon and Kentucky. Oddly enough, requiring Boyd to decide whether he would rather play for Rich Brooks at Kentucky or play on Rich Brooks Field in Oregon. The acquisition of the Lexington standout adds a little extra momentum to Kentucky's recruiting class, which is currently expected to rank in the low 60's.

We will have a full list of Kentucky's signees towards the end of the day.

Wrath of Super Tuesday

The clean up after Fat Tuesday usually consists of collecting beer cans and discarded beads. This year mother nature chipped in on the debauchery, as tornados and 75 m.p.h. winds ripped through the south. Lives were lost in several states. The Wildcat Textbook/UK campus area was hit hard with strong winds.




A newly installed light fixture at Wildcat Textbooks was ravaged by the wind.

Below: A large North Carolina Fur Maple was broken in two from the deadly winds.
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The Central Parking sign in front of the Lexington Seminary was bent to a 45 degree angle. Central Parking charges $9.00 a day to park in the lot, so they can afford it.



Broken trees in front of the Lexington Seminary.


This guy's ass was completely blown away.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Happy Super Tuesday


Today could be one of the biggest days in the political history of our country and one thought keeps running through my goat brain- I wish Hunter Thompson hadn't shot himself in the face with a shotgun. Thompson was an admitted "political junkie" and would be having a hell of a time with the primaries this year.

I don't feel like looking it up - you'll have to take my word for it, but seldom have there been years where both parties were locked in tight races this late in the process at the same time.

Where we go from here is anyone's guess, but John "Die Hard" McCain is hoping to parlay his slim lead into the GOP nomination. His backroom deal promising Mike Huckabee the VP nomination in exchange for staying in a little longer, thereby hosing Mitt "the Mormon" Romney out of 100% of the religious-right vote, was a very successful tactic. One thing to remember about McCain - Limbaugh and Coulter hate him, so he is hands down the best candidate on that side of the aisle

As for the party that brought us the weekend, it is completely up for grabs. One year ago, this humble blogger thought Hillary would have sewn up the bid and began her run at a third term in the White House. But a thin fellow by the name of Obama has made this very interesting. The race is way to close to call, especially given the Democrats' bizarre primaries in which you can lose a state but still get some electoral votes and some states like Florida and Michigan where you can win and not get any votes.

Anyhow, if Hunter Thompson where alive he would be estatic and maybe even writing some entertaining stuff, which by the end of his life was not happening very often.

Monday, February 4, 2008

New Ride for Knight

After 902 career victories, the legendary Bob Knight is leaving the coaching profession. Earlier today, the Lubbock Ledger reported Coach Knight would be resigning, effective immediately. Bob Knight's son, Pat, will be taking over as head coach of Texas Tech. The elder Knight has no intentions of slowing down though, as NBC has already contacted him about playing the voice of 'Kit' in the new Knight Rider series.

Immediately following the news of Coach Knight's retirement, Dean Smith held a press conference at a Bob Evan's off of Interstate 90. Smith announced the discovery of 24 victories which had previously been omitted from his record, again making him the winningest coach in NCAA Division I men's college basketball.

Apparently, the victories had taken place during a two week tournament in Puerta Rico. Smith explained to reporters that the victories had previously been neglected because of insinuating circumstances involving a black-out drunk and an exotic dancer named KiKi. "Luckily for me," Coach Smith announced, "KiKi happened to write down the outcome of all 24 games on a cocktail napkin."

In honor of Coach Smith's accomplishment, ESPN has announced "24 Days of Glory." The festivities will include highlights from all of the greastest games between Duke and North Carolina.

Hefty Lefty Gets a Ring

Jared Lorenzen knew it wouldn't be easy, but the big guy managed to lead the New York Giants to a Super Bowl victory. Tom Coughlin didn't allow J-Load to have his dancers on the sideline with him, which was disappointing. However, Lorenzen was able to catch the cameraman's eye during a couple of his freestyle touchdown dance celebrations. Although he never made it into the game, Lorenzen was voted as the My Old KY Gnome Super Bowl MVP.

Superbowl XLII will probably go down as one of the best ever. The game was fantastic, even for the casual observer. Tom Petty and the Homewreckers were very entertaining during the halftime show. Although, I was really hoping for a Tom Petty wardrobe malfunction. The commercials were so-so, with most people awarding the Coca-Cola with the title of best commercial.

However, the My Old KY Gnome Best Super Bowl Commercial Award goes to Bud Light, featuring Will Farrell.


Saturday, February 2, 2008

Tough Win

As the legendary Wormy Walker liked to say, "Boys, this is a gut check." The Kentucky Wildcats posted a big win in Athens on Saturday, despite playing with an onslaught of continuing injuries.

After entering the game battling illness, Ramel Bradley was forced to leave the contest after suffering a grade two concussion.

Joe Crawford suffered from severe cramps throughout the game, but managed to lead the Wildcats with 26 points. Patrick Patterson added 16 points, including some nasty dunks.

Bill Keightley was hampered by a tender corn on his right foot, which he made Mark Krebbs massage for most of the second half. When asked about the corn in post game interview, Keightley noted Krebbs' possessed a very gentle touch, even though he didn't show it at the foul line during the game.

Entering the game, Georgia was undefeated at home for the season, and Kentucky had yet to post a road victory. The UK Hoops team also gave the Lady Dawgs their first home defeat of the season this past Thursday. Georgia was ranked 14th before the game, giving new UK coach Matthew Mitchell the biggest victory of his tenure. After the game, Mitchell mentioned how proud he was of his girls' effort. Mitchell expressed a desire for his team to practice at the Parthenon during their next trip to Athens.