Klive Jr. here - filling in for the one and only Blue Donkey. But lets get down to business. The orange and white wearing Volunteers of Tennessee are predicted to win this game.... but if you remember correctly they were suppose to oust Kentucky on January 22 at Rupp Arena, but failed to do so. They also failed to conquer Vandy shortly after gaining the #1 rank in college basketball. I guess they don't know a whole lot about PRESSURE. That's right, PRESSURE! As an attempt to prepare Kentucky for tough "Pressure" filled games, coach Billy G calls in a special motivational speaker before every game against a ranked team. And not just any motivational speaker, but wildcat textbook's very own Christopher Milisor (aka House). You may be asking yourself "what makes House so special?" I'll tell you what - 4 years of running track on scholarship for U.K. . House has stared down Olympians such Tyson Gay and taunted them with his homemade shirts that say"get used to the view" on the back. Now that's what i call pressure.Off the track House can usually be spotted proudly wearing his letter jacket and "all S.E.C" watch. If you see him on campus and you don't find yourself thinking "What a stud" you might want to go ahead and schedule a CAT scan at your local doctors office.
I'm sure you all know by now that star freshman, Patrick Patterson, will not be playing for the rest of the season because a stress fracture in his left ankle. Sad.... you bet it is! Patterson's the only freshman ranked among the SEC's top 10 scorers (16.4 points per game) and rebounders (7.7 per game). Kentucky not having Patterson is equivalent to Pamela Anderson not wearing make-up (google search it if you dont believe me). What I'm trying to say is, U.K.'s going to need to find a way to "donkey" kick up their performance if they want any chance of making it into the NCAA Tournament. They are gunna need to take serious action - and im not talking about taking action like GW Bush did when hurricane Katrina first hit.As always, don't forget to make your predictions in the comment section. First person to correctly guess the score of the game wins a Kentucky Gnome.
Official Blue Donkey Prediction: Tennessee by 23.
Official Klive Jr. Prediction: Kentucky by 7 BYAAAHHHHH!!
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If my house was on the line....I'd pick Tennessee.......but it's not......so Jon G predicts kentucky in a squeaker by 3........final answer, Cats by 3.....Jared who? AJ who? Crawford and Bradley both score 20 plus.....Billy G gives Porter a big chest thump at half court that knocks Porter to the ground and he suffers a concussion that adds to the list of injuries for the cats.........but for the gnome purposes, Cats by 3
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